How dirty is your mind? Some people have it worse than others, chuckling at harmless statements like school children because they sound R-rated. Well, here’s your chance. Indulge your dirty-minded self and chuckle along the way as you read through our racy list of dirty things you might hear at the dinner table.Oh, and do us one tiny favor? When you go back to Facebook, could you please like the post that you clicked on to get here? It'll help these "Little Daily Extra" posts tremendously so that I can keep them coming for a long time to come. THANK YOU!
You finish eating dinner and turn to your significant other. “I’m stuffed!” You may also say something similar later that night.
I don’t know if anyone actually asks this question, but I’ve heard of far kinkier questions asked in the heat of the moment. So, you in the mood for a “breast or a thigh?”
Parents, you know this one so well. Your kids won’t finish their dinner. “Well, you’re not leaving this table until you finish!” You can imagine a few other scenarios where your dancing partner may say the same thing.
You ever talk to your food? You’re about to bite into the juicy burger and can’t help but say: “Get in my mouth.” Alternatively, maybe you’re the kind of chick who says that to her man.
Not feeling up for all the carbs at dinner? “I only want the meat, thanks!” You get where I’m going with this.
Great meal, great intimate romp: “That hit the spot!”
Maybe you’re picking your kids up after school and one of them has a friend tagging along. “Would your friend like to join us for dinner?” Or, maybe you’re into that kind of thing in the bedroom.
Stop staring at your food. “Just eat it already!” Same goes for men behind closed doors, thanks.
“Oh, those ribs are delicious. Keep ’em coming.” Later that night you may find yourself saying the same thing.
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