If you live with a tiny human, you understand the chaos that can come in such a small package. Toddlers are adorable, but they’re also havoc-inducing hurricanes. They’ll do things that will leave us parents wondering what we’re doing wrong. Here are 18 things your toddler does that leaves you questioning…”but why?”
Because obviously painting your face makes you look like a zombie. On the bright side, you may have a future makeup artist on your hands.
Why? Who knows why. It’s fun to make Mom cry?
Have you ever walked around the house cleaning up toys, just to find a small person dumping out everything you just put away? Yes, that’s life with a toddler. Feeling insane yet?
Because he’s a “big boy” and can obviously navigate large intersections without you. Duh!
Puppy. Toddler. Pretty much the same thing. Expect feces all over the place. Ok, we know what you’re thinking. “Oh, maybe he couldn’t make it to the potty?” Wrong. How about this: pooping on the floor is funny. Didn’t you know that?
“I swear, I just turned my head for a second.” A second too long, fool. Toddlers are fantastic escape artists!
Toddlers and Nerf guns don’t exactly gel, but little boys simply adore them. You know what they love even more? Shooting you in the eye while you’re cooking dinner. Now who doesn’t like dodging bullets all night long?
Oh, you just folded that giant pile of clothes on the bed? Great, they’ll throw them off and roll around in them.
Bath time can be joyous for parents, especially if it means you’re one step closer to getting your little one off to bed. However, toddlers interpret bath time as an opportunity to pour buckets of water out of the tub. But I mean, how else would your bathroom (or entire house) get mopped every night, right?.
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