Let’s be honest, we love dog-shaming posts, but dogs have no shame. We’ve found of few of the dirtiest dogs who should be sorry, but probably aren’t. Whether you can relate way too hard or you’re just here for the chuckles, hopefully this makes your *ahem* Hump Day go by a little quicker.
Guess What Day It Is?! 19 Hump Day Dog Shaming Posts With Zero Shame
I may look cute, but I hump my toys after dinner.
I drag everyone’s dirty undies around the house and leave them in awkward places.
When I’m on Mommy and Daddy’s bed, I bite at the lumps under the blankets. Sometimes it’s a hand. Sometimes it’s a testicle.
I get soooo excited when we have company over that I hump the cat.
I eat the crotch out of mom’s dirty underwear!
I growl at my own penis when I get excited. It embarrasses my mom.
My name is Henry and I’m a hump-aholic! Sorry for the “love stains” on the couch.
I humped my foster brother in the face.
I let her.
I hump other dogs’ faces.