It can be tricky navigating between reality and fiction on the Internet, and Facebook tops the list for most muddled of all human interaction. People say one thing, but ultimately they’re trying to say something else.

Fear not. I have come up with The Great Facebook Dictionary. Follow this translation guide and everything will start making so much more sense. All in good-hearted, snarky, silly fun.

27 Common Facebook Status Updates and What They *Actually* Mean

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See? Isn’t that so much easier than this "beat around the bushes" nonesense that goes on?

Haha. Like I said, all in good silly snarky fun. In no way do I actually think any of that in real life. Well, most of the time. LOL.

Dan Pearce, from my Single Dad Laughing blog

PS. What common facebook status updates do you need me to translate in future editions of this? Also, what would your translations be of these or others?