It can be tricky navigating between reality and fiction on the Internet, and Facebook tops the list for most muddled of all human interaction. People say one thing, but ultimately they’re trying to say something else.

Fear not. I have come up with The Great Facebook Dictionary. Follow this translation guide and everything will start making so much more sense. All in good-hearted, snarky, silly fun.

27 Common Facebook Status Updates and What They *Actually* Mean

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