When was the last time you walked into Target and managed to come out only having purchased the item you went in there to buy? If you’re like most of us, it’s probably never happened. There’s something hypnotic about the Target bulls eye that deadens your budget conscious brain and makes a bunch of crap that you really don’t need look super necessary. So here’s to all of us poor saps who keep heading into Target to get a bottle of shampoo only to emerge with a TV, two orange throw pillows, a pair of shoes, six new candle sticks, and a poster of Marilyn Monroe—but alas, no shampoo.
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