Fire. The wheel. The steam engine. Penicillin. And Amazon Prime. No list of the world’s greatest inventions would be complete without the innovation that is internet shopping with “free” two day delivery. Never before in the history of humanity has it been possible for so many people to get so much useless crap so quickly. And even if you don’t need what you ordered, when the UPS man drops that package on your porch it’s like you’ve sent a present to yourself. So. Much. Happy-making. The only thing that would make Amazon Prime shopping any better is if they could make the package arrive instantaneously, but I hear they’re working on that so we can wait. In the meantime, here are 33 memes that celebrate (and mock) all that’s good and bad about Amazon Prime.