Some people take things too literally and will do exactly what you ask, even if it’s not what you meant. Other people know what you meant, but they want to find the loophole in every rule and stretch every boundary to the limit. You’ll find some of each type in this list of people who followed the rules to a T, with some pretty amusing results.

33 People Who Took Things *Way* Too Literally

#1 – I want to be friends with this girl.

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#2 – Seems a little harsh; after all, everybody poops.

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#3 – “Tedison” is the best name ever for a rectangle.

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#4 – Wait, what do I do if I’m not wearing a watch?

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#5 – Glad it’s safely under the mat where no one can spot it.

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#6 – Curbs need love, too.

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#7 – Signs like that are just unkind to literal thinkers.

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#8 – Very funny, dear. Now you’re making dinner.

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#9 – And you know Mom is going to end up eating those half-grapes so they don’t get wasted.

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#10 – Gotta admire that clever end-run around a silly rule.

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#11 – Never hesitate in the Starbucks line. They’ll document your uncertainty.

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