In a perfect world, activities “under the covers” would always be romantic and sexy. But for anyone who has been around the block a time or twelve, we know that just isn’t the case a lot of the time. Things can sometimes get awkward and sometimes even a little weird. This is especially true for the -AHEM- sounds and motions we make at that glorious moment of completion.

I think this kind of stuff is hiiiiilllllaaaarrrious, and was curious if you would think so, too. So, over on Facebook, I asked (as delicately as possible) for you to describe the sounds that your partners make during their… *ahem* orgasm.

And oh, man, did you guys deliver a whole lot of laughs that I shall now pass along to the rest of the world.

40 People Describe Their Partners’ {Ahem} Verbalizations During Sex

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