Sometimes, the standard chain stores just don’t get it right. There are some of us who would prefer to say things a bit…differently.

We don’t always want to let the mushy, gushy, gooey, fluttery feels out to play. Or, perhaps, we haven’t reached the point in the relationship to let the romance flow as deep as the “traditional” Valentine’s Day cards.

For those of us, and those of you — here are some much more relatable, inappropriate cards!

A Different Love Language: 39 Inappropriately Hilarious Valentine’s Day Cards

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