Let’s be honest, here.

Old people can get away with saying just about whatever they want.

And we applaud them for it. Or, at the very least, are entertained by it.

Over on the Single Dad Laughing Facebook wall, I asked you what was the funniest thing you’ve ever heard an old person say. These were your amazing, hilarious, hilariously awful, and somehow completely okay to laugh at, replies.

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I haven’t laughed that hard in a long time. Thank you all for sharing this amazingness.