Forget your diet this weekend altogether. National Junk Food Day and Ice Cream Day two consecutive days? Our mouths say “yes please,” but our bodies might have a different sentiment. But hey…calories don’t count when celebrations are involved.

Ice Cream Calories Don’t Count on National Ice Cream Day!

We all need dis, li’l buddy.

It’s truly the fastest way to melt any bitch’s heart.

Seems reasonable.

Don’t think about it too hard.

The rare, mystic creature…with the ultimate brain freeze.

He’s not wrong.

A universal truth.

He didn’t choose the thug life.

The more, the merrier.

Revenge is delicious and comes in countless flavors.

Would we even be SDL without a ridiculous pun?

Worth running for.

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