Kids Uncensored: 40 Hilarious and Eyebrow-Raising Kid Quotes

I asked all of you over on Facebook, “what is the funniest thing you’ve ever heard a kid say?” Your answers did not disappoint. These 40 hilarious (and sometimes just plain wrong) quotes were the first batch of my faves. Brought to you by you.

As always, your answers had me in stitches. Thank you so much to everybody who replied. If you enjoyed this, I have plenty more for you.

And if you missed me asking… What’s the funniest thing you’ve ever heard a kid say (if you haven’t shared it already)? Share it in the comments over on Facebook. I might include yours in the next edition!

From Single Dad Laughing