Kids Uncensored: 42 All-New Hilarious Kid Quotes

Kids Uncensored

I asked all of you over on Facebook, “what is the funniest thing you’ve ever heard a kid say?” Your answers did not disappoint. These 40 hilarious (and sometimes just plain wrong) quotes were the first batch of my faves. Brought to you by you.

All-New Hilarious Times Kids Were Uncensored:

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As always, your answers had me in stitches. Thank you so much to everybody who replied. If you enjoyed this, don’t you worry yourself… I have plenty more for you coming soon.

And if you missed me asking… What’s the funniest thing you’ve ever heard a kid say (if you haven’t shared it already)? Click here to submit yours. I might include yours in the next edition!