“Because murdering your spouse is illegal, but bitching about them isn’t.” – @MarriageMartini

And that pretty much sums it up. Marriage and Martinis on twitter. Check ’em out. Adam and Danielle (mostly Danielle?) say the things you know you’re thinking about your marriage. Maybe you didn’t even know you were thinking them. But then you read them, and Danielle says something about not wanting to rub her sock-less husband’s feet, and yep, there it is, exactly what you were thinking. Enjoy!

If You’re Married You Know Exactly What The Martinis Are For

#1

12-days

#2

foot-rub

#3

piss-me-off-more

#4

raging-inside

#5

garage

#6

eargasm

#7

knife

#8

parenting-responsibilities

#9

cant-have-both

#10

vacation1

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