Today, let’s just laugh a lot more than we usually do. Which is saying something since we laugh an awful lot around here.

Anyway, I never have awesome jokes up my sleeve. People say, “tell me a joke,” and my mind always goes blank. I’m a wit man. I like to make humor on the fly.

That being said, I love other people’s jokes. So, I asked you all on my Facebook page for… Your BEST. Short jokes. Ever. And you delivered. In fact, you delivered several posts worth of them.

So, thank you. I now have a chance to be a funny old man someday. Oh, and some of them were a leeeeettle bit naughty. Or politically incorrect. Or just plain wrong. I pushed those to the last page so that those of you who aren’t as “free spirited” as someone like me can skip them if you like.

Or skip straight to them. Whatever floats your boat.

The… BEST… Short… Jokes… EVER. Vol. 3

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OMG, where did you guys get all those? You made my day.

Now for those who are a little more adventurous…

WARNING

, the next section is some of the completely inappropriate, politically incorrect, and more naaaaughty ones that you submitted. I laughed at them because I think laughing at the inappropriate jokes of life makes real life and real thinking more enjoyable. These definitely won’t be everyone’s cup of tea.

If you don’t go to the next section, what’s your favorite ever? Tell me in the comments.

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