There are well over seven billion people in the whole wide world. That’s a lot of humans living their lives, doing their own things, thinking different things, and creating unique moments we all can laugh at or think about.

One of the best parts of having such a big following is that I can ask so many people such simple questions, and the pool of answers never fails to disappoint.

And so, each week (split between two different posts) I am going to bring you a handful of my favorite answers from each of my favorite crowd-sourced questions. Then, maybe… Just maybe… We all might get to laugh together at the ridiculousness and awesomeness that this whole wide world really is. Myself included. Enjoy. This is Part One for this week.

Old People Say the Darnedest Things

I would think that one of the very best parts of getting old is simply no longer giving two shakes to the wind what you say, to whom you say it, or how people will take it. After all, you’re old. It’s one of the few perks! And with all that in mind, this is the question I asked all of you, and the hilarious answers I got in return…






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Old People Say the Wisest Things

Of course, an even better part of getting old is that you actually know a thing or twenty about life that young people just don’t get yet. You become replete with wisdom. You’ve been places. You’ve seen things. And with all that in mind, this is the question I asked, and the incredible answers I got from all of you…






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A Day Too Late

Hindsight is 20/20. Wouldn’t it be incredible if we could just go back to yesterday and tell ourselves something specific and beneficial? Just one thing at least? I’ve always thought so. And with that in mind, this is the question I asked, and the mix of hilarious and thought-invoking answers I got from all of you…






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NO SECOND DATE FOR YOU!

Dating. It has its ups. It definitely has its downs. It also has its awesome moments, its sad moments, and its hilarious moments. And, if you’re still single, it can more or less be guaranteed that it has had its first dates that never turned into second dates for any of a million different reasons. So with all that in mind, this is the question I asked all my fellow single peeps, and the hilarious answers I got after I did…






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BLURTED-OUT by Kids

It’s a parent’s absolute favorite thing… Standing there in public with your kid when she blurts out something absolutely mortifying and (let’s be honest) pretty dang hilarious. It happens to every parent at one time or another. Kids just don’t have the same filters adults do. Their voices carry. And with all that in mind, this is the question I asked, and the hilarious answers I got from all of you…






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Creepy Things Heard from Parents

The things kids say are definitely creepy, but most of us remember our parents saying certain things in a very different creepy kind of way. Go figure… There are just some things you don’t wanna hear come out of your mom’s or dad’s mouths. And with that in mind, this is the question I asked, and the hilarious answers I got from all of you…






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Traumatized by… FOOD

You know how sometimes there is a food you just love, and then something happens that ruins that food forever for you? And do you know how some food (unfortunately gives you stories that’ll feed into your nightmares for many years to come? This is the question I asked, and the gawd-awful answers I got from all of you…






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This is Pregnancy Brain

Every woman who has given birth knows that the months leading up to that day are full of “pregnancy brain” moments where their brains just kind of… Don’t function quite right, don’t remember things easily, or take them on crazy forgetful adventures. With all that in mind, this is the question I asked you mothers, and the hilarious answers I got from all of you…






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Your Kids… Caught Red-Handed

All right. When this kind of stuff happens, it sucks. There is mess to clean up. There is scolding to be done. There are consequences to follow-through on. There are pillows to scream into. There is often unnecessary money to spend. But for parents who have the foresight to snap a picture of their kids getting caught red-handed, there are also a LOT of laughs to be had long into the future. And with all that in mind, this is what I posted, and the hilarious photos you all were willing to share…

LUCKILY IT WAS JUST SHAVING CREAM.

3-YEARS-OLD, SNUCK BEHIND MY BACK WHILE I WAS STILL SHREDDING PAPERS AND TOOK MY TOTE FULL OF ALREADY SHREDDED PAPERS AND SPREAD IT EVERYWHERE.

MY SON TIPPED OVER A GALLON OF PAINT. I FOUND WHITE FOOTPRINTS ALL OVER MY WOOD FLOORS, WHICH EVENTUALLY LED ME TO HIM HIDING OUT.

THE TIME I CAUGHT THEM PLAYING WITH MARKERS…

THIS HAPPENED MAYBE AN HOUR AFTER RETURNING HOME FROM GETTING HER HAIR CUT FOR MY COUSIN’S WEDDING THAT SHE WAS TO BE THE FLOWER GIRL IN.

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Yep. That’s Lazy All Right.

I guarantee at least once or twice in your life, you’ve been guilty of being so lazy that you do something that definitely earns you the title of “current laziest person alive.” And since we all do it, it’s funny. So that in mind, this is the question I asked, and the hilarious answers I got from all of you…






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Good heck, I love what I do for a living. This whole wide world is beyond awesome. And that includes you.

Dan Pearce | Single Dad Laughing


If you haven’t yet, click here to submit your responses and answers to every question I asked above.

Oh, and did you know…

My dad and his brother invented the world’s best bed? No, really. They did! Have you heard of Purple yet?


I couldn’t be more proud of them. Read my last blog post about their incredible success here. Or, if you wanna just go check it out, go to their website here. I’ve been sleeping on this technology for well over a decade, and I really believe in these beds. Get one. You won’t be anything but happy that you did.