There are well over seven billion people in the whole wide world. That’s a lot of humans living their lives, doing their own things, thinking different things, and creating unique moments we all can laugh at or think about.

One of the best parts of having such a big following is that I can ask so many people such simple questions, and the pool of answers never fails to disappoint.

And so, each week (split between two different posts) I am going to bring you a handful of my favorite answers from each of my favorite crowd-sourced questions. Then, maybe… Just maybe… We all might get to laugh together at the ridiculousness and awesomeness that this whole wide world really is. Myself included. Enjoy. This is Part Two for this week.

You Said WHAT to Your Kid?!

Kids act fast. They do things quickly. As a parent, you turn around and find yourself blurting things out at your kids that you never thought would have come out of your mouth. And having it happen to me all the time, this is the question I asked, and the hilarious answers I got from all of you…






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Weird Confessions

We all do WEIRD stuff when nobody is looking. Most of us have done our weird things most of our lives, and though they’re not weird things to us, we know they would be considered strange behavior or habit to other people. But what if I created an anonymous form that let people confess any weirdness they wanted with no way for it to ever lead back to them? I was curious. So… This is the question I asked, and the hilarious answers I got from all of you…






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Traumatized by… Creepies and Crawlies

I got stung by a scorpion in my sleeping bag once. Another time I finished off two bowls of granola before I realized the whole box was full of tiny worms. Creepies and crawlies are part of this world, and most of us have at least one or two awful stories about them. With that in mind, this is the question I asked, and the skin-crawling answers I got from all of you…






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Even the Awesomest People Do the Stupidest (and Funniest) Things

You’re awesome. I’m awesome. You do super stupid things sometimes. I probably do even stupider things sometimes. And while those things are rarely funny to us in the moment, they usually make awesome stories later on. So with that in mind, this is the question I asked, and the hilarious life-balancing answers I got from all of you…






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The Creepiest Things Said by Kids

Kids. They can be creepy as (I better let you fill in this blank). They sometimes say things that make our grown-up eyebrows raise and our guts sink. Sometimes they say disturbing things. Other times paranormal things. Some people think kids are more in tune with another realm. Others chalk it up to active imaginations or the integration of dreams with reality. No matter what you believe, the stories of kids saying creepy things certainly are entertaining to read. And with all that in mind, this is the question I asked, and the creeptastic answers I got from all of you…






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Toots Happen

This may be a hard one to believe, but… Everyone farts. You. Me. Jim Bob and Fancy Norma over there. Everyone passes gas. And everyone has accidentally let one slip at one time or another. With that in mind, this is the question I asked, and the hilarious stories I got from all of you…






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Anonymous Workplace Confessions

Hey, I’m not saying everything people will confess that they do or that they have done at work is good or awesome, but I do think it’s eye-opening and entertaining to read. People do stuff at work that you or I might not ever suspect. You probably have a thing or two up your own work-history sleeve. And with all that in mind, this is the question I asked, and the mix of different answers I got from all of you…






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When Kids Say Hilariously Innocent Things About… Sex

Most people’s kids end up saying a lot of hilarious things that are accidentally sexual, long before they have any clue what sex is or how it works. As a parent, these are some of the funniest moments you’ll experience and they make awesome stories. So, with all that in mind, this is the question I asked, and the hilarious answers I got from all of you…






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Your Most Embarrassing Moments

You did something… It was embarrassing. Maybe something happened to you… And it was embarrassing. Or perhaps you said something… And it was embarrassing. Whatever your story is, this is the question I asked, and the hilarious answers I got from all of you…






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Your Creepy Online Dating Messages

If you’re single and have dated, chances are you’ve at least tested the online dating waters. And as you know, sometimes the creepiest of creepy messages get sent to you, and they’re yours to remember whether you like it or not. And with all that in mind, this is the question I asked, and the creeptastic answers I got from all of you…






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How to Be a Better Parent (According to Small Children)

This was one of my favorite things I ever posted. Children, when given the chance, will be so blatantly honest that the rest of us can be nothing but entertained by what they tell us. With that in mind, this is what I posted to you parents of small children, and the hilarious answers that started rolling in from all of you…






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A Very Weird and Probably Pointless Statistic

The whole wide laughing world is full of pointless statistics, and some of them are delightfully weird. So, I’ve gone and found another awesome, weird, and probably pointless statistic for us all. To… You know… Finish this post off right.

Good heck, I love what I do for a living. This whole wide world is beyond awesome. And that includes you.

Dan Pearce | Single Dad Laughing


If you haven’t yet, click here to submit your responses and answers to every question I asked above.

Oh, and did you know…

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I couldn’t be more proud of them. Read my last blog post about their incredible success here. Or, if you wanna just go check it out, go to their website here. I’ve been sleeping on this technology for well over a decade, and I really believe in these beds. Get one. You won’t be anything but happy that you did.