18 All-New Knee-Slapping “Roses Are Red” Poetry Funnies!

Some genius that I need to find and thank started the “Roses Are Red” trend, which involves writing a short two-line poem beginning with “roses are red,” and then finish the poem off with a strange, hilarious, or unique image.

Some of these have made me laugh for 5 minutes straight.

18 All-New Knee-Slapping “Roses Are Red” Poetry Funnies!

Roses are Red, There was a Maple Syrup Heist,

Roses are Red, There’s Thorns on the Stem,

Roses are Red, This Mailbox is Mine,

Roses are Red, This Message is Urgent,

Roses are Red, Those Crackers are Wheat,

Roses are Red, University is Long,

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,

Roses are Red, Weed Makes You Lazy,

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