18 All-New Knee-Slapping “Roses Are Red” Poetry Funnies!

Some genius that I need to find and thank started the “Roses Are Red” trend, which involves writing a short two-line poem beginning with “roses are red,” and then finish the poem off with a strange, hilarious, or unique image.

Some of these have made me laugh for 5 minutes straight.

18 All-New Knee-Slapping “Roses Are Red” Poetry Funnies!

Roses are Red, Rice is a Grain,

Roses are Red, Babies Start as a Fetus,

Roses are Red, A Greek God is Zeus

Roses are Red, Just as you Promised,

Roses are Red, Cucumbers are Green,

Roses are Red, Everything is Silly,

Roses are Red, Golf is a Sport,

Roses are Red, Hakuna Matata,

Roses are Red, He Could Have Been Wiser,

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