All-New Knee-Slapping “Roses Are Red” Poetry Funnies!

Some genius that I need to find and thank started the “Roses Are Red” trend, which involves writing a short two-line poem beginning with “roses are red,” and then finish the poem off with a strange, hilarious, or unique image.

Some of these have made me laugh for 5 minutes straight.

18 All-New Knee-Slapping “Roses Are Red” Poetry Funnies!

Roses are Red, My Stomach is Full,

Roses are Red, My Wallet’s Empty Honey,

Roses are Red, Newspapers have Editors,

Roses are Red, No ifs, ands or buts,

Roses are Red, Or so I have Heard,

Roses are Red, Pass Me that Pear,

Roses are Red, Plants need Pollination,

Roses are Red, Please Don’t Say Heck,

Roses are Red, Please Don’t Sing that Song,

Roses are Red, Revenge is a Must,

Roses are Red, Reviews are on Yelp,

Roses are Red, Sick of Waiting for your Man?

Roses are Red, Please Give Me Another,

Roses are Red, That’s a Nice Lamp,

Roses are Red, The Floor is for Show,

Roses are Red, The Moon is a Crescent,

Roses are Red, This River Ain’t Crossable,

Roses are Red, The Walls are Plastered,

I honestly don’t know if I’ve ever laughed so hard. The subreddit “Boot Too Big” is a comprehensive, ever-growing collection of the funniest poetry memes! Check it out!