18 All-New Knee-Slapping “Roses Are Red” Poetry Funnies!

Some genius that I need to find and thank started the “Roses Are Red” trend, which involves writing a short two-line poem beginning with “roses are red,” and then finish the poem off with a strange, hilarious, or unique captioned image.

Some of these have made me laugh for 5 minutes straight.

18 All-New Knee-Slapping “Roses Are Red” Poetry Funnies!

Roses Are Red, I Can Hear Voices,

Roses Are Red, I Don’t Want to Fight,

Roses Are Red, I Like Chewing Gum,

Roses Are Red, I Like Lana Del Rey,

Roses Are Red, I Live in the Ghetto,

Roses Are Red, I Once Ate a Whole Cake, OMFG,

Roses Are Red, I Play on the Grass,

Roses Are Red, I Try Not to Hoard,

Roses Are Red, I’ll Give You Eleven,

Roses Are Red, I’m Feelin’ Regal,

Roses Are Red, I’m Not a Liar,

Roses Are Red, Ice Cream I Scoop,

Roses Are Red, Jordan Could Dunk,

Roses Are Red, Let Me Grab My Phone,

Roses Are Red, My English is Fluent,

Roses Are Red, My Girlfriend is Shy,

Roses Are Red, My Heart Needs a Break,

Roses Are Red, My Life is Hectic,

I honestly don’t know if I’ve ever laughed so hard. The subreddit “Boot Too Big” is a comprehensive, ever-growing collection of the funniest poetry memes! Check it out!